Calm your tits card game box with cards in front

Friends sat around a table playing calm your tits with drinks

Friends sat around the table playing calm your tits with drinks

Close up of players collecting cards from table

Friends sat around a table playing calm your tits card game

close up of calm your tits action card being played outside around the table

Player pulling calm your tits card game out of a bag

Calm Your Tits! Card Game

A titillating card game for silly adults!

£9.99

Travel Friendly
2 to 6 players
15-20 Minutes
Age 16+

Overview of Calm Your Tits! Card Game

The aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing!
Players win cards for correctly shouting "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear.
Watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up!

HOW TO PLAY

The dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.
That lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.
Watch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:

BLUE PAIR
Shout "Nice Tits" and take both piles
RED PAIR
Shout "Tough Tits" and take both piles
FAT BALLS
Shout "Calm Your Tits" and take any pile of Tough Tits
PUSSY POSSE
No pairs can be taken when this card is out!

Delivery Info

We offer both Royal Mail 48-hour post, and Royal Mail 24-hour post. We may use other couriers during busier periods, but shipping costs will remain the same.