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    Calm Your Tits! Card Game

    A titillating card game for silly adults!
    £9.99
    • Travel Friendly

      Travel Friendly

    • Amount of Players

      2 to 6 players

    • Length of Gameplay

      15-20 Minutes

    • Age range Icon

      Age 16+

    Overview of Calm Your Tits! Card Game

    CALM YOUR TITS is the ultimate fast-paced, cheeky, and wildly entertaining party game for adults! Designed for ages 16+, this game is all about quick thinking, sharp reflexes, and a good sense of humour. With hilarious card interactions and unexpected twists, it’s perfect for game nights, parties, and gatherings where laughter is guaranteed!

    Get ready for a laugh-out-loud experience with CALM YOUR TITS, the perfect party game for adults who love fun, fast-paced competition, and a little bit of cheeky humour!

    Age Range
    16+ years

    A HILARIOUS ADULT PARTY GAME
    Looking for a game that will have everyone in stitches? CALM YOUR TITS is packed with cheeky humour and fast-paced action, making it the perfect game for parties, group hangouts, and nights in with friends. With its playful bird-themed design and witty card names, this game guarantees endless fun and an unforgettable game night experience.

    EASY TO PLAY, COMPETITIVE FUN
    No complicated rules: just grab the deck, shuffle, and let the fun begin! Players take turns flipping cards, looking for matches, and racing to shout the correct phrases before their opponents. The simple yet addictive mechanics mean you can jump straight into the action, making it a great choice for new players and seasoned game lovers alike.

    A SILLY GAME FOR GROWN-UPS
    With special action cards like “Fat Balls” and “Pussy Posse,” every round is full of surprises! These wildcards can shake up the game at any moment, forcing players to think fast and react even faster. Will you outwit your friends and claim victory, or will you be left squawking? No two rounds are ever the same, keeping the excitement fresh and engaging.

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    What’s in the box?
    • 20 Pairs of cheeky bird-themed cards
    • 4 Pesky Fat Balls cards
    • 2 Pussy Posse cards
    • Easy-To-Follow Rules
    How To Play
    • Shuffle the correct number of cards for the number of players and then deal them face-down between each player.
    • The dealer turns to the player on their left and shouts, "Show me your Tits." and the game begins, and so do the laughs!
    • Moving clockwise, each player must turn over their top card, creating a face-up discard pile in front of themselves.
    • When two identical cards are visible on any pile, players must race to shout out the right call to win both piles of cards.
    The Winner
    • The game continues until one player collects all the cards or is the last player remaining. The final winner is crowned as the ultimate tit-master, proving they have the quickest reflexes, sharpest wit, and best sense of humour!

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    We offer both Royal Mail 48-hour post, and Royal Mail 24-hour post. We may use other couriers during busier periods, but shipping costs will remain the same.

    • Royal Mail 48 (2-3 business days) - FREE
    • Royal Mail 24 (next business day) - £3.99

    Visit our delivery page for more information

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