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    Calm Your Tits! Card Game

    A titillating card game for silly adults!
    £9.99
    • Travel Friendly

      Travel Friendly

    • Amount of Players

      2 to 6 players

    • Length of Gameplay

      15-20 Minutes

    • Age range Icon

      Age 16+

    Overview of Calm Your Tits! Card Game

    The aim of this titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing!
    Players win cards for correctly shouting "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear.
    Watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up!

    HOW TO PLAY
    1. The dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.
    2. That lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.
    3. Watch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:


    BLUE PAIR
    Shout "Nice Tits" and take both piles
    RED PAIR
    Shout "Tough Tits" and take both piles
    FAT BALLS
    Shout "Calm Your Tits" and take any pile of Tough Tits
    PUSSY POSSE
    No pairs can be taken when this card is out!

    Delivery Info

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    We offer both Royal Mail 48-hour post, and Royal Mail 24-hour post. We may use other couriers during busier periods, but shipping costs will remain the same.

    • Royal Mail 48 (2-3 business days) - FREE
    • Royal Mail 24 (next business day) - £3.99

    Visit our delivery page for more information

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