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Giant Beaver! Tiny Ass!

Play your biggest boast to win the game!

£9.99

Travel Friendly
3 to 6 players
15-20 Minutes
Age 16+

Overview of Giant Beaver! Tiny Ass!

Prepare yourself for a wildly entertaining card game that combines cheeky humor with strategic gameplay! Giant Beaver, Tiny Ass is an adults-only game designed to bring laughter and a touch of naughtiness to your game nights. Perfect for parties and gatherings, this game guarantees unforgettable moments and endless amusement.

In this uproarious game, players engage in a battle of wits using cards featuring various animal suits, including beavers, pussy, tits, asses, and cocks. Each suit contains uniquely descriptive cards—imagine playing a "Proud Pussy" against a "Hairy Pussy." And don’t forget, Giant Beavers beat everything, except the Tiny Ass!!!

Dare to play your best beaver, flaunt your finest pussy, and show off your top cock in this audaciously amusing card game.

Age Range
16+ years

HILARIOUSLY COMPETITIVE GAMEPLAY
Engage in side-splitting battles as you and your friends battle to play the most outrageous and dominant cards. The combination of risqué humour and strategic decision-making ensures that no two games are ever the same, keeping everyone entertained and eager for more.

STRATEGIC GAMEPLAY WITH A TWIST
Beyond the humour lies a game of wit and strategy. Deciding when to play your best cards, when to hold back, and how to respond to unexpected plays keeps the game engaging and ensures that no two rounds are ever the same. Embrace the naughty humour of these cheeky cards!

IDEAL FOR GROWN-UP GET TOGETHERS
Whether it's a party, a casual get-together, or a game night among friends, Giant Beaver, Tiny Ass adds a spicy and entertaining element to the mix. It's designed for adults who appreciate humour and enjoy games that don't take themselves too seriously. A fun novelty gift idea, too!

Details

What’s in the box?

50 Funny Animal Playing Cards
3 Best To Worst Ranking Cards
Easy-to-follow rules cards

How To Play

A Tit always starts, so check your cards and if you have a Tit be the first to shout “TITS OUT” and lay your card on the table. Play continues clockwise, with each player laying a card from the same animal set and announcing what they have. E.G. “Look at my Hairy Tits”.
A player can only play a card from a different animal set if they do not have a card in their hand from the leading animal set, and they must say what they don’t have and what they are playing instead. E.G. “I don’t have any Tits, so I’ll show my Proud Cock!”.
The highest ranking card from the leading set wins the round, unless someone has played a Beaver or Tiny Ass! Beavers and the Tiny Ass can only be played when you don’t have a card from the leading set, but nothing beats a Beaver – except for the Tiny Ass!
Gameplay continues with the winner of each round starting the next. If you win a round, keep the cards face up in front of you. If a sweaty card in your pile, these don’t get points, so place them facedown so you can’t count them in your score at the end!

The Winner

Once all rounds have been played, add up your points to. You score one point per winning pile, but nothing for a pile which has a sweaty card in it. The player with the most points wins the game! If it’s a draw, the player with the most Beavers wins!

Delivery Info

We offer both Royal Mail 48-hour post, and Royal Mail 24-hour post. We may use other couriers during busier periods, but shipping costs will remain the same.